So in the town where my brother lives, where I babysit my nephew, there is a guy who rides around in public on one of those Rascal-type scooters. This might be because he's 500-600 pounds, or because he has no legs. maybe both. I nicknamed this person the Weeble when I first saw him, because Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. He also doesn't seem to shower or bathe or shave, and from what I hear he is extremely nasty to others as well. But yesterday my brother texted me some info that I found really disturbing. Apparently he has a girlfriend now. I can't get anyone to spend 90 minutes in silence with me inside a dark movie theater, but this guy has a full time companion. I knew I was lame, but I didn't realize HOW lame until now. Talk about a wake up call. I think I need to be dead now.