Just Stormy's blog: "STORMY RULEZ ROC it or CHOC it"

Stormz Rulez to da Lounge Staff n Memberz of Spider Lounge (LURVE U) 1. First and foremost everyone has to agree to having fun! 2. Rule of lightning is that POSITIVELY POSITIVE! If we try over and over to get you out of your funk and you keep saying Negative Crap...you will be zapped by my lightning strikes like thisand then an ENFORCER takes over and reports it or Any OTHER STAFF MEMBER. 3. Let's have fun, this is a FUBAR, not a real bar. NO DRAMA FROM DA MAMA's or PAPA's, I WILL FLIRT UNTIL YOU HURT, CRY, PEE, or OTHA BODILY FUNCTIONZ. 4. MY OWN RULEZ AZ LOUNGE MAMA I don't want ur man, woman, family, and dog...well, maybe.I am reporting myself just now to DJ KYKY aka DJ Kentucky Goldisxilox and DJ DEATH..dont' take my life man keep killin uz with tunez or I will breathe life on u :) . 5.(not professional life) I am a dancer, a rapper, a virtual comedian, and talk TRASH...itz Stormies Stylez don't hate, trash talk back...let's ROX N BANTER.(I do dance and silly rap in real life but not famous for it yet, but for fun. ;-) 6. If you are looking for a unique place to let your hair down, take your hair off, or put hair in, then you have come to the right lounge. Lounge MAMA will listen to your woes, give you real advice (seriously, I am a certified Life Skills Coach)but I won't charge you. I will zap you with lotsa love. 7. If you are a compeititor....I lurve what you guyz do because it keeps us unique. See Stormz can behavez!O <--- See Halo! 8. I know I am a sexi ole gal, but I won't turn you on to my bewbeez, butt, or anything elze covered by what I wear...psst, I might show you my sexi toe on cam and my sexxi DJ MCDUFF aka daschund. He spinz some mean water in hiz bowl. I have to keep sum things for a real maaannnn! Mmmm, MMMM, MmMmM, I need a FIREMANZ! Oh, Hell-o We have DJ Fireman to keep things warm! 9. We have a great team of people and get to know us. We are just KWAZY like our DJ CRZ, he will stir up sum tunezzzz...DJ ROBB will stealz ur heartz, he already haz mine...faintz.... 10. I like my music mixed and DJ SERENITY keepz my earz at peace with her tunez. 11. Juz haz fun which overridez all deze rulez! 12. Have to add a Gr8 Greeter(4got but since I put on pink pantiez I thot I better add an important note)DAV - Hez Hott and every1 needz to throw their pink thongz, pantiez, and Granny Pantiez at him curz hez dat hott! He knowz Victoriaz Secret but itz a good way to Say hello too him! :) There are more peepz in da lounge who will rox u and won't stop...so come in an visit, request, as we lurve a variety of music here...hic cup! Drink Up and drive responsibly...get a designated lounge driver!