I have the right to remain silent.
Anything I write, can and and not only will be, but has been, (time and time and time again) held against me.


Look, I'm just here to chat. Shit happens, people connect. I'm just not looking to find my connection here. Friends... 420 pals... are welcome.. but if you're looking to get laid.... look elsewhere...

I am NOT.. your honey..your doll.. your sweetheart... I am not your "mami" (whatever that is).... I am not your baby... nor your "love"..

So please.... refrain from calling me any of them, as well as any other little pet names you may come up with..

My perv folders, are unlocked when I feel they need to be unlocked. Your requests to have them opened to you will only make me laugh. There's nothing special or unique about you that will make me unlock them simply because you said "please"... Deal with it.


Just so you know, I have a tendancy to ignore the shoutbox.. so don't get bent out of shape if I answer you.. and then stop talking, or if I just never answer it at all. You got something to say.. Email it to me.

I'm a straight forward person. I say whats on my mind. Chances are, sooner or later I'll hurt your feelings or piss you off.... Hey, shit happens.. You'll get over it, I'll never be hung on it, and everything will be peachy in the end, right?


Eerrr... Maybe anyway