Namaste My FuBarBarians:
Your Viking has had one hell of a few days back tio back I would like to share. I set up my friend for a Blind Date with this sweet lady. He lied to her and to my date. They exchanged numbers. She was looking forward to the call she will never receive.
As he lied to her and us saying he was having a good time, he was thinking about how repulsed he was at her and how he felt I was pulling a bad joke on him. I honestly thought they were a good match. I felt he was over his shallow streak. He is a 38 year old virgin, bi-polar but someone I have been friends with for over 20 years. he turned out to be less than half the man I gave him credit for.
He had his mom call me the day after the date, to tell me that he was appalled that I set him up with a BBW, that he was repulsed and that he never wanted to have anything to do with me. My friend of 23 years has his mom do all the dirty work.
I called up my lady friend that I set him up with and she sincerely thought he was a gentleman til she found out what he and his mom thinks. She took it very well and She is a great woman, and more of a friend than my Former best friend ever was.
I realize I am not Superman, I can not make all my friends happy. I would love if every last friend of mine was happy. However, I know this is a logistical impossibility and is in the control of my friends not I.
What my former friend said and did was cowardly and to have his mom fight his fights for him to his age, no wonder he will always be a virgin. As sad as it is, I am glad no woman has allowed him to sink his torpedo in her boat. He will be a virgin for life living with his folks til they die.
What I learned these 23 years with him as my friend is that no matter how good natured he seemed, you can never save a charity case.
Namaste
