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The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want to kill my ex.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures when I want to shine my gun;
He leadeth me beside the still waters while I plot and plan .
He restoreth my soul for a renewed fight;
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for I pray for his demise.
Yea, though I walk through his home,
I will fear no evil nor my ex:
for thou art with me and my gun;
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me as I slide the bullets in.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies as I sight him in.
Thou anointest my head with oil when I take aim;
my cup runneth over as does his blood.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever and he will burn in hell.
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