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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, & his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open & he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open & he said, "You're cute.
"
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute.
" She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off.
