Messing around in google translator, what was said and what it said! Funny as all hell!
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:20:04 PM): Ik zit hier naakt, en als u dit uit voorstelt, zal ik mijn webcam aanzetten
Clowns (10/1/2008 7:20:42 PM): OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:20:49 PM): what?
Clowns (10/1/2008 7:21:43 PM): I sit here naked, and if you from proposing, I will encourage my webcam
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:22:24 PM): I am sitting here naked, and if you figure this out, I will turn on my webcam
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:14:43 PM): Olet niin vitun upea haluan osuma, että yli ja ohi ja yli
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 8:15:59 PM): You are so fucking fantastic, I want to hit that over and over and over
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:16:16 PM): ei niskaasi puolestaan teitä?
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:16:59 PM): does your neck turn you on
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 8:17:02 PM): do not turn your neck to you?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:26:50 PM): Ano ang loko bagay ang maaari kong gawin sa iyong katawan?
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:29:16 PM): What daft things I can do to your body
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:29:58 PM): 可你的身体,我想知道土地?
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:32:23 PM): You can be physical, I would like to know the land
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:32:56 PM): Can your body be my wonder land?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:33:38 PM): 闭上嘴巴他妈的我现在,像一只山羊
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:35:24 PM): I am damn mouth shut, like a goat
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:35:28 PM): Shut up and fuck me now, act like a goat
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:39:38 PM): 他妈的我狗的风格,而抢夺我的奶头。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:40:52 PM): I damn dog style, and grabbing my nipple.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:41:38 PM): fuck me doggy style, while grabbing my tits.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:42:30 PM): 让有粗糙血腥的性别,而我的阴茎粉碎了扳手。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:43:22 PM): Let's have a bloody rough sex, and my penis wrench smashed.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:43:34 PM): lets have rough bloody sex, while I smash your penis with a wrench.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:44:30 PM): 我要坚持我的手指在你的肛门,而你他妈的箱顶部的世界。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:45:50 PM): I would like to insist on my finger in your anus and you damn box at the top of the world.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:46:11 PM): I want to stick my finger in your anus while you fuck me on top of the world.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:47:30 PM): 可我喜欢你的小费切尼与番茄酱上,然后将其插入我的猫?
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:48:27 PM): I like Dick Cheney and the tip of your tomato sauce, and then insert it into my cat?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:48:57 PM): Can I like the tip of your dick with ketchup on it before you insert it into my pussy?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:49:52 PM): 我推扫帚处理你的屁股自慰以及与您的阴茎?
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:50:40 PM): I pushed a broom handle your buttocks as well as masturbation with your penis?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:52:04 PM): 推你的鸡了我的喉咙,我们还可以播放音乐和你手指帮我
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:52:43 PM): You push the chicken to my throat, we can also play music and your fingers to help me
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:53:10 PM): Shove your cock down my throat as we play music and you finger bang me
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:53:41 PM): 舔我的猫其不出血。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:54:37 PM): I know what this says, but it's still funny
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:54:42 PM): My cat licking its bleeding.
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:55:21 PM): 我真的喜欢你。你知道这是不是?
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 10:58:48 PM): 我却打败我的公鸡喜欢它欠我钱。
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:59:49 PM): 你想半身像一螺母在我的下巴,或在我的猫
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:00:30 PM): You want to bust a nut in my chin, or my cats
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:01:46 PM): 我想,以配合你的餐桌,并争取蜂蜜你的身体和舔它关闭。然后,我要骚扰你调味品。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:02:38 PM): I would like to meet your table, and honey for your body and lick it off. Then, I would like to harassment of your spices.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:03:01 PM): I want to tie you to the kitchen table and put pour honey down your body and lick it off. Then I want to molest you with condiments.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:04:27 PM): 你蜡您的坚果或您的下巴?要发挥芭比娃娃吗?我可以教你的事,或两个。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:05:23 PM): You wax your nuts or your chin? You have to play Barbie? I can teach you a thing or two.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:06:15 PM): do you wax your nuts or your chin? want to play barbie doll with me? I can teach you a thing or two.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:07:50 PM): 可以发挥的医生,你可以坚持你的温度计根据我的舌头和我的方块。我想你的脉动觉得在我的公鸡湿度。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:08:51 PM): Can play a doctor, you can insist on your thermometer under the tongue, I and my box. I think you feel the pulse of my cock humidity.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:09:24 PM): Lets play doctor, you can stick your thermometer under my tongue and in my box. I want to feel your pulsating cock in my wetness.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:10:13 PM): 我们可以去他妈的在像牛牧场放牧,而在草地上,您可以饲料箱葡萄
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:10:56 PM): We can go to hell with it, like in cattle grazing pastures, and on the grass, you can feed me grapes
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:11:19 PM): can we go fuck in the pasture like cows while grazing on the grass you can feed me grapes
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:12:55 PM): 我想,以配合你的台球桌上,您的线索腿坚持和乘坐的小马到白天。让我兼的婴儿。
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:14:02 PM): I would like to meet your billiards table, your legs clues to adhere to and during the day to ride the pony. Let me and the baby.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:14:29 PM): I would like to tie you up to a billiard table, straddle your cue stick and ride your pony till daylight. Make me cum baby.
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:16:53 PM): 我要你的舌头我的球,而你抓公鸡和挺举我赶走。
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:17:28 PM): I want you to the ball of my tongue, and you grasp my cock and clean and jerk off.
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:17:38 PM): i want you to tongue my balls while you grab cock and jerk me off.
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:18:51 PM): 让我们去获得真正纠缠你想获得性交的全鸡或短短的羽毛,而看老女佣的山羊挤奶
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:19:54 PM): Let's get to the real you want to get entangled in sexual intercourse or just a whole chicken feathers, and look at the old maids milking goats
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:20:12 PM): Lets go get really kinky would you like to get fucked with the whole chicken or just a few feathers while watching the old maids milking the goats
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:38:42 PM): 你会溜走了,让我拥抱你,如果我尝试答应让我对自己手中,而不是让他们幻灯片向上和向下的宏伟机构
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 11:41:31 PM): You will slip, and I embrace you, if I promised to let me try their own hands and not allow them to slide up and down the grand institutions
Clowns (10/1/2008 11:41:59 PM): will you scoot over and let me cuddle with you if I try to promise to keep my hands to myself and not let them slide up and down that magnificent body
Pat McGroin (10/2/2008 12:36:12 AM): 你如何感想口头?你想如果我有你的猫舌通夜?
Clowns (10/2/2008 12:37:32 AM): How do you feel oral? I think if you have your cat all night long tongue?