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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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2. Page yourself over an intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
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3. Anytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
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4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
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5. In the memo field of all of your checks, write, "For Marijuana."
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6. Skip down the hall rather than walk. See how many looks you get.
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7. When you go out to eat, order a diet water.
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8. When you go to a drive-through restaurant, specify that your order is to go.
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9. When you go to an opera, sing along..
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10. If you are invited to a party, tell your friends at least five days in advance that you cannot attend because you have a headache.
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11. When your money comes out of the ATM, loudly scream, "I Won! I Won!"
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12. When leaving a zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
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13. Tell you children over dinner: "Due to the bad economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy. Go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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