An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer?
Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
