A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While
> >>>>they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
> >>>>talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks
> >>>>about it, the
>more
> >>>>excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
> >>>>having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink
> >>>>for him.
>The
> >>>>bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --
> >>>>
> >>>>A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
> >>>>
> >>>>The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
> >>>>explains.
> >>>>
> >>>>"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink
> >>>>the
>shot
> >>>>of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the
> >>>>lime juice."
> >>>>
> >>>>So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
> >>>>
> >>>>He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
> >>>>
> >>>>He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
> >>>>He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and
> >>>>drinks it.
> >>>>
> >>>>.. In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
> >>>>.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles
> >>>>.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
> >>>>
> >>>>This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
> >>>>disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When
> >>>>he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
> >>>>"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
> >>>>
> >>>>She smiles widely at him and says....
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"Blow Job Revenge"
