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Subject: Management lesson
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> Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
> cute, really hot girl
> in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One
> day Eddie got so
> frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give
> you $100 if you let me
> have sex with you.'
>
> The girl looked at him and said, 'NO.'
>
> Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
> on the floor, you bend
> down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it
> up.'
>
> She thought for a moment and said that she would
> consult with her boyfriend,
> She called him and explained the situation. Her
> boyfriend says, 'Ask him
> for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont
> even be able to get
> his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
>
> Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting
> for his girlfriend's
> call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls
> and asks, 'What
> happened?'
>
> Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The
> bastard had all quarters!'
>
> Management lesson: Always consider a business
> proposition in its entirety
> before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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