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Little Johnny Strikes Again
created @ 10/2/2010 09:38 pm
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny in the front
row.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Because I'm a
Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Johnny proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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