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Liquor warnings;
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion the following warning labels be
placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your dancing like a retard.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your @ss kicked.
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W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gud..
