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40 Year Old · Female · From Conroe, TX · Invited by: BEAUTIFUL DISASTER · Joined on August 14, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 22nd · 12 referrals joined! · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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40 Year Old · Female · From Conroe, TX · Invited by: BEAUTIFUL DISASTER · Joined on August 14, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 22nd · 12 referrals joined! · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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About me eh….
I am far from your average girl. I'm the kind of girl that talks to appliances, yells at hangers, trips over my own feet gets back up, brushes myself off and yells "I'M OKAY" just to do it all over again! I really am more clumsy when I'm sober, I guess I'm just a bull in a china shop. I am a bit ditsy at times and maybe a little crazy in the head but for some weird reason, people still love me. I can be somewhat bitchy and even argumentative at times. I am not always right, even when I swear to you I am, but I am also real quick to apologize. My family and TRUE friends are important to me. I would do anything for them. I love you guys, especially those 4 lil monsters I call Justin, Jordan Sean and Skylar! In my spare time I like to read and write. I love to laugh and I am no stranger to adult humor, (everyone needs a good laugh every now and then). I am not only here to keep in touch with old friends but to make new friends, and friends only.

40 Year Old · Female · From Conroe, TX · Invited by: BEAUTIFUL DISASTER · Joined on August 14, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 22nd · 12 referrals joined! · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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Reading: Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Painting, Singing, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC,

FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES: Clerks 2 - "I'm taking it back, you watch! "

Grandmas Boy - "I can't believe you came on my mom!"
Grandmas Boy - "I'm way to baked to drive to the devils house"
Grandmas Boy - "Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion."
Half Baked - "You have smoked yourself retarded. "


MOVIES: Comedy, Clerks II, Grandma's Boy, The Ringer, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, The Longest Yard, The Friday After Next, Half Baked, Double Take, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Bulletproof, Horror Thriller, The Craft, House of Wax, 28 Days Later, 13th Ghost, Saw III, House on Haunted Hill, The Devils Rejects, Action drama, Crank, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Pirates Of The Carribean, Man on Fire, The Crazies, A Nightmare on Elm Street

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