Pirate Shan 0o's blog: "life"

so far I have managed to keep from losing my internet.... We'll see how long it lasts, I can only catch up on this stupid bill a bit at a time so its just a matter of hoping I can beat it. I'm wrapped I can still be here with yas all. You make my day so much brighter. Thanks Guys!

I have a lot of ... Unread Books, Wayward BobbyPins, Unworn Shoes, Teddy Bears, Pores On My Epidermis, Baskets, Bricks On The Outside Of My House, Dusty Teapots, Odd Socks. I have little of... Forks, Lightshades, Walkable Planks Food Containers With Matching Lids, Make-Up, Eye-Patches, Full Decks Of Playing Cards, Perfectly Fitting Pairs Of Jeans. Unused Cake Pans.

In a few days my internet is being suspended, for a few months.. Its gonna be a tough, rough lonely few months without my darling Fu-friends, but I'm sure I'll cope, somehow. Meanwhile, dont forget to show me love cos I'll be getting out more visiting my mates, and damn right I'll be nagging to pinch some internet time to check on you all! I'll miss you all so much. Take Care Keep Smiling Cheers!

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell -O. 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Dandenong, Victoria has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw u p twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Looking in your eyes I feel myself falling in love with you You said I love you And I said it too We went to our very own special spot For no real reason at all We sat and talked and looked at one another And then the rain began to fall We could have left just as quick as we came But no, you wanted to stay in the rain You asked me a question I’ll never forget Have you ever tasted the raindrops? I looked at you funny and you gave me a sigh The cutest look, as I wondered, why? Why, did you ask me to taste the rain? Well, what did have to loose or gain? I watched you with a careful eye And did the same as you You were looking up at the cloudy sky But my eyes were stuck on you like glue I lifted my head to look at the sky And closed my eyes really tight Just as I thought I’d caught a raindrop You suddenly held me tight I opened my eyes with slight alarm As you kissed me soft and sweet I remember that kiss like it was yesterday I still feel those raindrops on my cheek I tasted the raindrops like I never had before It was worth every second of bliss Every time I think of that moment I think of my raindrop kiss We sat close together on that one special rock And we held each other tight Then almost as suddenly as it came The sun came out from beneath the rain The most beautiful colors I’ve ever seen Came out on the western sky The sun was setting and the moment was perfect More than any money could buy As the sun slowly set and the sky lit up You began carving our names in our special rock I told you I would never forget this moment In my heart this memory is locked As our names were finished and permanently engraved We watched the sun finish its day We slowly got up to leave this place Which was a year ago this May I haven’t been to that spot in a year Where did all the time go? I will visit this place alone this time And I will finally have to let go This memory will be in my heart forever But you will not remain in my mind I don’t know if that love, will be seen again For that love I cannot find I will go to this spot as we promised we would But you will not be there this time Why is it that you can’t keep your promise? I know that I’m keeping mine Never again will I taste the raindrops The way I did with you And when I go to this spot again I will say goodbye to you.

I have a busy few days... Missing all my Fu-Friends Often but been too busy to hang... A few more busy ones to go, I'll catch yas soon.. lots of pics when I get back... Give love and Spread me around.. Keeps Smiling..

Hey Peeps, Thanks for dropping by my blog.. Just a little note to say hi and stuff. I've been a bit funny over the past few weeks, I aint gonna make excuses and stuff, its not any of your hassles. You guys make me smile, laugh and remember that the world is the same everywhere and that we are all great. Keep being your normal loveable selves. I'm going away today, but I'll be back soon and I will be back to my cheery piratey bombing self in a day or two. Love yas heaps! MWAH!

I was asked this question once by a friend of mine.. and this was my reply... And... next part of my life? :-? nah, its all one long carpeted path.. life is.. >:D<.. Just sometimes the carpet is rough and other times its comfy and smooth and you dream of it lasting forever.... and mostly it does.. lol.. mostly you end up a frayed piece of well worn wool, but hey. It fits you well even if it was itchy in patches. I think about now I'm a cherished rug, folded up on an armchair, comforting and inviting, yet waiting to be of some need, to warm up life and make it feel so much better... Meanwhile, there's a world full of unrest, of drifting, of lost souls just calling out to find their perfect frayed edge. The frayed edges are flawed people, always flawed, never forget this. The world exists purely from imperfections, and this is also what binds it together. The next part of my life you ask? I don't have one, my life isn't cut into parts to be dissected and analyzed. My life is my life and its all one long carpeted path..