2317429's blog: "Life is Good"

1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. What disease did cured ham actually have?
9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
13. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
14. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America???
15. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
16. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
17. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
19. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
20. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
21. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane?
22. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
23. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
24. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
25. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
26. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
27. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
28. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window

Life is so damn good right now. I am loving it.

Life is a lot like a book. You're born and each year you get older but also that year is a story of your life.  For each year that is a chapter in your book. As you grow, and get older not only are you taught but you learn lessons, make memories, meet people, you love, and loose people and so much more.  You can't write your life as you would a book, you just have to live and try be happy as you do it. Hope for a happy ending.

Now I will be the first to admit not all the chapters in life I like, hell I would love to forget a few, but we all would. Really if we did that, it could change things as they are. You may not have what you got.

For all those that know me, and what I have been though understands this blog. All my fights in my life, the lose of my daughter have brought me to this point. Not only have I learned to love and live again, I have found love again. Never thought I would be happy, but damn I am. I smile all the time, and I am loving the hell out of it. He is the greatest man. He is sweet, honest, caring, loving and I could go on and on. He is what I want and need. He makes me so happy, and I love him.  

I guess what I am saying, the chapter your in may not be good, or it may be best, which ever never give up, make it the best time, the bestmemories, until the end is written. Hell maybe one day you will have a best seller.

I love you baby and I am so happy you are in my life. I thank God every day for putting you in my life. 

I promise, I will do everything in my power to make you has happy as you make me. Love you as you love me for as you let me baby.