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You are 73% fuckable!





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Ok, this is a test that you must answer honestly, reply to it to ny inbox cause noone needs to know what you wrote except you and me. I will seend it to whom I choose but if its sent to you, you have to reply or your a scared little weeine. Have fun guys/girls :) > > 1~ Have you ever had a one night stand ? Yes. > > 2~ Who do you want to sleep with ? Quite a few. > > 3~ Do you masterbate ? Do you breathe? > > 4~ How often ? As the mood strikes me. > > 5~ What is your most deepest sexual desire ? A threesome with Cassie and Lisa. > > 6~ If you could have your partner do one thing what would it be ? A threesome with Cassie or Lisa. > > 7~ Do you own sex toys ? A few. > > 8~ Ever made out with the same sex ? No. > > 9~ Ever had a threesome ? No, Fours only. > > 10~ Do you spit or swallow, or neither ? Neither. > > 11~ What is the kinkiest thing you have done ? Sex in a public park. > > 12~ Rough or gentle ? A bit of each. > > 13~ How often do you crave sex ? Think about it all the time. Craveing implys irresistable desire and that is more of a couple times weekly thing. > > 14~ Anal sex ? Only giving, not recieving. > > 15~ Would you let someone lick your ass ? If the momment were right. > > 16~ Do you shave or trim ? Trim very close. > > 17~ Do you like or love oral sex ? Love it! > > 18~ Do you like to give oral sex ? Yes. > > 19~ What is your favorite position ? On the bottom watching a beautiful lady pleasure herself upon me. > > 20~ Do you like to be in control ? Sometimes. > > 21~ Are you aggressive in bed ? Yes, most times. > > 22~ Will you fill this out for me too ? Yes, just did?

I woke up at about 2:30 am to feed and change the baby. I do my thing and he just rolls back to sleep after two hits on the bottle. Great, now I'm up and cant go back to sleep. I head downstairs and sign on to LC and crack open a beer. I drink 2 beers and go back to bed. 4:45am my wife gets up for work and reminds me that I have an appointment with my Probation Officer (DUI Stupidest thing I ever did and there have been many stupid things) at 10:45 am. My brain knows that there shouldn't be anything in my breath after the 7 hours since that beer. But I'm freaking out anyway. I was just totally on edge right up until the breath test. Now I never dirk more than a beer or two. I never drink outside the home. I never drink and drive and I never will. But I really want this to be over.

We have been chatting for a while with a couple we REALLY wanted to fuck! And that was the both of us, we dissagree a lot about who to fuck, but this couple was unaminous. They live 40 miles from us, so that has been a problem along with the whole schedule thing. Now, after all this time of chatting I find out that I already know them, and their daughter and son both worked for me at the restaurant I manage, Whoah! I was flirting with their mom while the worked for me? Yes, I know that I drive a stupid long way to work, I don't pick where I go. So, in the past 3 years, I have somehow never managed to meet this employees mother. Then it happened, I saw her, and instantly knew this was the woman I had be seeing naked. Next day I talked to the Hubby about it online, he seemed a bit put back. Yet she and the daughter are coming into the restaurant like clockwork. Just don't know if the still want to have sex in this situarion.

Mondo: Damn good gir, who needs to be badl Lisa: who me Mondo: Yes, if you are good to me? Lol! Mondo: Hell, I have fantasised about you for the better part of 10 years. Lisa: damn long time Lisa: im not all thatspecial Mondo: Your smile is Mondo: Mondo: Hell, I have fantasised about you for the better part of 10 years. Lisa: damn long time Lisa: im not all thatspecial Mondo: Your smile is From the first time I saw you, that was the attraction. Hell, If I saw that ass first that could've been it! But you lucked out and drew the smile,,, the very first time you looked at me behind the counter explaining some dumb shit I didn't really need to know!