The only time people suffer from car sickness is when payments are due !
There's a new alarm clock for actors ,, it doesn't ring it applauds !
Middle age ,, when one gets cereal for the fibre not the toys !
What stays in the corner but travels the world ,, a stamp !
What do lawyers where to court ,, lawsuits !
Teacher ,, class when i ask you a Q , everyone answer ar once (how much is 6x3 ?
class ( at once) !
Man on one rivver bank: excuse me i need your help to get to the other side ,,
Man on the other bank ,, you already are on the other side !
,, these aren't my thoughts from a local coffee paper
cheers everyone MH4E !