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You know what Lance hates today?
People who wear their sunglasses inside.
I don't care how hungover you are, I can still see that you look like shit, your oversized sunglasses aren't hiding the awful smell resonating from your pores.
I also don't care how famous you are, I can still tell that it's you Britney Spears.
And most of all, I don't care how just plain awesome you think you are because no matter how awesome that is, you are not awesome enough to wear sunglasses inside, that is unless you are Corey Hart who is obviously awesome enough to wear his sunglasses at night, which I'll have you know is the equivalent of wearing sunglasses inside....
and yes...I'm Guilty of this.
