Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m





Thick BBW

Kinky is using a feather: Perverted is using the whole chicken.
I’m not feeling myself today. May I feel you?
Conserve Water: Shower with a friend
Where is the porn?
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Who is Oscar Mayer and why does everyone want to be his wiener?
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
I’m cold. Where’s my underwear?
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
But why is the rum gone?
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
What would Scooby Doo?
Lord, please save me from your followers.
Wanna Hakuna my tatas?
Oh, gee. Let me find a container for my joy.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
I don’t have a short attention span, I just… Oh look a chicken.
I may be fat but your ugly. I can lose weight.
Support cannibalism, EAT ME!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I wish I were a glowworm. A glowworm is never glum because how can you be glum when the sun shines out of your bum?