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1983:
Before Freddy Krueger... there was a witch...
Imagine if you will.... being a small child... being in your inner minds sanctum... a large park with rolling hills and meadows... small walking bridges across tiny waterways, dainty pergualas, and an amphitheatre...
While wandering, pondering, and wondering....
A cartoon mouse crosses your path... he looks like a cross between Mickey & Mortimer....
You follow him, only to suddenly find yourself chasing him through sharp gravel, in front of the plant where Freddy Kruger later bases his boilerroom.
Next thing you know, you've chased him into a gym...
Where you find an old witch. She looks much like the wicked witch the wizard of oz, minus the big schnoz...
Only she doesn't scowl or act mean... only slightly embarrassed to be barged in upon during bench presses. And slightly appalled by the fear you've bestowed upon your face... simply because she is a witch.
THEN...
You are aWake....
Curses.
To be cont...
