Thomas a's blog: "kop as king"

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?'' ''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.

Two tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites Half a stick of butter, meeeelted. Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you So suck on my balls! Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth.. Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre Suck on my balls! [Sniff sniff] hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the friday Baby you'd better get back in the kitchen. Cos I've gotta sneaking suspicion. Oh man baby, baby! you just burnt my balls! Someone help me, my balls are on fire! Get some ice baby! my balls are burning! Get some water, pour some water on me! My balls are burning! Help me, blow on em, blow on em, do something! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put em out baby, blow em! Suck on my balls, baby! suck on my balls baby! Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls Put em out baby, hoo, hoo Suck on my balls..

(l. stansfield/i. devaney/a. morris) Spoken: I don't know where my baby is But i'll find him, somewhere, somehow I've got to let him know how much i care I'll never give up looking for my baby Chorus: Been around the world and i, i, i I can't find my baby I don't know when, i don't know why Why he's gone away And i don't know where he can be, my baby But i'm gonna find him We had a quarrel and i let myself go I said so many things, things he didn't know And i was oh oh so bad And i don't think he's comin' back, mm mm He gave the reason, the reasons he should go And he said so many things he never said before And he was oh oh so mad And i don't think he's comin', comin' back I did too much lyin', wasted too much time, Now i'm here a'cryin', i, i, i Chorus So open hearted, he never did me wrong I was the one, the weakest one of all And now i'm oh oh so sad And i don't think he's comin' back, comin' back I did too much lyin', wasted too much time, Now i'm here a'cryin', i, i, i Chorus x 2 I'm gonna find him, my baby I did too much lyin', wasted too much time, Now i'm here a'cryin', i, i, i Chorus I've been around the world, lookin' from my baby Been around the world, and i'm gonna I'm gonna find him Chorus

The day you walked into my life I opened up my heart to you. ...my heart to you. I always thought that you and I could stand the test of time. Now tears are falling. ..tears are falling. Nothing else that I can do. Tears are falling. ...tears are falling. Nothing else that I can do. All those tears in your eyes... can’t comfort me. So tell me right now... what you decide. All those tears in your eyes... can’t confort me. All those tears in your eyes... I think I’m better off without you Tell me why you try to hide... all the secrets deep inside. ...deep inside. So baby, tell me face to face... are you gonna stay? All those tears in your eyes... can’t comfort me. So tell me right now... what you decide. All those tears in your eyes... can’t confort me. All those tears in your eyes... I think I’m better off without you

A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE (Phil Collins) When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do Is take a look at you, then I’m not so blue When you’re close to me, I can feel your heart beat I can hear you breathing in my ear... Wouldn’t you agree, baby you and me, we’ve got a groovy kind of love...? Anytime you want to, you can turn me on to Anything you want to, anytime at all. When I kiss your lips, ooh I start to shiver Can’t control the grivering inside... Wouldn’t you agree, baby you and me, we’ve got a groovy kind of love...? When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do Is take a look at you, then I’m not so blue When I’m in your arms, nothing seems to matter My whole world could shatter, I don’t care... Wouldn’t you agree, baby you and me, we’ve got a groovy kind of love...?

FIND A WAY TO MY HEART (Phil Collins) Find a way to my heart, and I will always be with you From wherever you are, I'll be waiting I'll keep a place in my heart, you will see it shining through So find a way to my heart, and I will, I will follow you This journey's not easyfor you, I know If your footsteps get too faint to hear, I'll go Cos you know, questions are never that easy And never the same You have the answer believe me If you have the faith Find a way to my heart... Time may come, and time may go, I know If you should call out for me, I'll go But you know, there is a code to be broken I wrap it around Without a word being spoken Without a sound There's a reason I hide my heart Out of sight out of mind And when I find out just who you are The door will be open for you to.. Find a way to my heart...

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