"Oh me oh my! Oh why oh why?"
wailed Callasandra Cummings the Third.
You have parked your dragon on my home
Don't you see that that is just absurd
My petunias are all squashed
and my roses are totally wrecked
and my lovely little letterbox
is somewhere under your dragon's neck
I have gremlins in my garden
and a dragon on my roof
If I could snap my fingers
I would make you all go "POOF!"
Now I am packing all my bags
and I am moving far away
I will travel over land and sea
for more than a year and a day
Then I will build another garden
and build another little house
In a land that has no animals
bigger than a mouse
Steel
