i work at a convenience store in my town.i really do like my job. their's not alot to do but it's fun most of the time. the one thing i HATE is that several of the people in the area DO NOT TAKE BATHS. that drives me crazy. one man smells so bad that i find myself making "executive decisions like "do i breathe through my mouth or my nose" several times a day because he lives across the street and makes numberous trips into the store to wonder around in circles and funk up the whole place. i mean.... we're talking about the kind of funk that is darn near criminal.after all it is an assault on my sences. the kind that has an imaginary trail of green smoke and invisible flies. the find of oder that would make people in 3rd world countries would say WTF! i've given it serious thought,an effective shower takes 2 minutes.(i've timed it) HERE is the point:
1: if u bath (as im sure most of u do)thank you!
2: if u dont... stop what u r doing and take a shower right now!! use soap and water... follow with deoderant.. repeat 2morrow (or stay out of my store. im gonna start charging admission based on funk levels)
