She was Soooooooo Blonde ...
>
> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
> here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
> because it said "Concentrate."
> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
DON'T WALK."
> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>
> She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * She studied for a blood test.
> * She sold the car for gas money.
> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
> instead.
> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,
> "Airport Left," she tur ned around and went home.
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
> home, she moved.
> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
> speechless.
> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
> the evening.
> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
> stood for "This Goes In Front."
>
> She Was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> *She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
