A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist,
badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming
south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along
the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back
that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin
Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
