to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days
>>> than not.
>>>
>>> Here is your dose of humor...
>>>
>>> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>
>>> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it
>>>
>>> to friends and family and co-workers.
>>>
>>> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so
>>> they know you participated.
>>>
>>> And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
as
>>> Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
>>>
>>> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants
>>> And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which the
>>> evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:-
>>>
>>> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first
>>> name:
>>>
>>> a = snickle
>>> b = doombah
>>> c = goober
>>> d = cheesey
>>> e = crusty
>>> f = greasy
>>> g = dumbo
>>> h = farcus i = dorky
>>> j = doofus
>>> k = funky
>>> l = boobie
>>> m = sleezy
>>> n = sloopy
>>> o = fluffy
>>> p = stinky
>>> q = slimy
>>> r = dorfus
>>> s = snooty
>>> t = tootsie
>>> u = dipsy
>>> v = sneezy
>>> w = liver
>>> x = skippy
>>> y = dinky
>>> z = zippy
>>>
>>> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half
>>> of your new last name:
>>>
>>> a = dippin
>>> b = feather
>>> c = batty
>>> d = burger
>>> e = chicken
>>> f = barffy
>>> g = lizard h = waffle
>>> i = farkle
>>> j = monkey
>>> k = flippin
>>> l = fricken
>>> m = bubble
>>> n = rhino
>>> o = potty
>>> p = hamster
>>> q = buckle
>>> r = gizzard
>>> s = lickin
>>> t = snickle
>>> u = chuckle
>>> v = pickle
>>> w = hubble x = dingle
>>> y = gorilla
>>> z = girdle
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half
>>> of your new last name:
>>>
>>> a = butt
>>> b = boob
>>> c = face
>>> d = nose
>>> e = hump
>>> f = breath
>>> g = pants
>>> h = shorts
>>> i = lips
>>> j = honker
>>> k = head
>>> l = tush
>>> m = chunks
>>> n = dunkin
>>> o = brains
>>> p = biscuits
>>> q = toes
>>> r = doodle
>>> s = fanny
>>> t = sniffer
>>> u = sprinkles
>>> v = frack w = squirt
>>> x = humperdinck
>>> y = hiney
>>> z = juice
>>>
>>> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
>>>
