Apathy
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
Blame
The Secret of Success is knowing who to Blame for Your Failures.
Despair
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Demotivation
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people
Dysfunction
The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.
Idiocy
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Mistakes
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Motivation
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Pessimism
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.
Romance
Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head.
Tradition
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Winners
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner
