If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!) where the f*** do people find this information!!!!

  

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!) oh yes its true!!!!

  

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) erm I dunno about that one

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

  

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

  

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?

  

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

  

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

  

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

  

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

  

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

  

A cat's urine glows under a black light..

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.   

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

  

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

this is more like it now

(What about that pig??)

aaaaahhhh shutup about the damn pig!!!!

 

(and God love that pig!)ffs!!!!

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.