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Ahhh, weddings. Just you, your beloved, your family and friends, a horde of police, some bloody noses, a stockpile of ammunition and a domestic battery charge.
Twooooooo Wub.
The honeymoon was over before it even began for a pair of lovebirds at their Illinois wedding last weekend.
According to The Chicago Sun-Times, Sean Kelly walked down the aisle with his roommate's sister (sounds dirty, but it isn't) on July 26.
But no one could have guessed what would be on the menu at the reception: knuckle sandwiches. (Ba dum dum. Thank you!)
It seems that once the party got started, things went south fast, and a West Side Story-style brawl erupted between the bride and groom's families.
(Hey, it happens. I had to cagefight my brother-in-law at my wedding when he requested the Chicken Dance.)
"Different people started arguing and it got personal," Huntley Police Chief John Perkins told the Sun-Times. "There was a lot of pushing, shoving and yelling."
And how.
Apparently, the groom busted open a can of how-do-you-do on his newly minted brother-in-law.
Then, as the cops looked on, police said Kelly opened up his trunk, saying he needed to give some items to his brothers "for safekeeping."
But were they corsages? Perhaps the unity candle? A groomsman's gift? No.
They were six guns and a cornucopia of ammunition.
Yaaaaay. It's like Family Feud, with less John O'Hurley and more bullets!
But even the cops know it's rude to show up to a wedding reception without a present.
They gave Kelly, his new bride and his brother-in-law a free ride to the big house!
And as of the following Thursday, none of the incarcerated parties had posted bond.
"The honeymoon is being delayed," Perkins said.
Tee hee hee.
As some of you know, I am trying to get the spotlight soon. I joined fubar back when it was lostsherry on June 26, 2006...here it is 3 years later and I am stil fu king.
I am asking for your help. Right now, I have accumulated 15 mil fubux through some awesome donations from some friends. So even though I don't have enough...please go rape these people's profiles:
Big Papi Smurf
Bounty Hunter
Crazy Cracker
UBERDOMINATOR
McLovin
D o u g
Seamus
Teh Pixieh
Whorasaurus Sex aka witty
Witchie
CrazyWildAssCowboy
And get your friends to help out...I will make salutes for all donors as well as a special default pic for when I get the spotlight.
Thanks to everyone who has already helped
Someone actually bought me and boy how sorry do I feel for that guy. He has to look at my ugly mug checking him out all the time to rate and stalk and all that good stuff that comes with ownership...you guys can send him sympathy cards later. lol
Thank you D o u g for buying me. It will definitely be fun. You guys go check him out and at least rate him...he really is an undercover sweetheart.
A certain male wannabe mummer came and checked me out this weekend. He rated me a 10 and that is all. What makes this funny is that I am still blocked and it was a shock to see him online after all this time off.
The doctor is back and it will only be a matter of time before he does one of two things...
1. Post a mumm
2. Go check out Bounty to bask in BH's naked glory...this ought to be fun
I guess I am doing an auction...wouldn't be the first time but it would be nice to actually have someone bid on me for once lol. Click the link below and do your worst. My only bid so far is for 1 mil fubucks...I (h) you witty for that. Let's see if you can outbid her and win me.
So after hanging out with Broken Angel and Witty last weekend and then again with witty tonight, I was wondering who is the one person in the mumm world you would want to meet....but here's the deal...you can only pick one person. So be very careful who you pick. lol
