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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying They became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with Her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said He could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, Then proceeded to shove two Fingers up the father's nose and told him to blowhard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's goin to be When he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers ,our son in-law.

The Mommy Test.

ONE OF MY FRIENDS SENT ME THIS BY EMAIL AND I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL MIGHT ENJOY IT...(ESPICALY THE MOM'S OUT THERE ;) I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
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