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Porterville, CA
just a joke
created @ 10/6/2012 06:00 pm
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During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?

Mike replies: Wait a minute, Im going for a piss.

The teacher says: That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Charlie replies: Im sorry I need to go to the toilet, Ill be back in a minute.

The teacher says: Thats much better but to mention the word toilet during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Little Johnny says: My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.
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