Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today,
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and leg hurt, I no
come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. Why don't you try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon....... You got nice house."