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Mz Vytal's blog: "Julie"

created on 08/07/2007  |  http://fubar.com/julie/b112786

Just playing a bit!!

I was just playing a bit and thought I would post to see what ya think?? Don't be too harsh now! He comes home late from work, its dark, none of the lights in the house are on......he walks up to the door, opens it and flips the switch.....nothing happens, so he flips it again a few more times, still nothing...... He accesses the mini flash light attached to his keychain, (cursing under his breath about how a fuse must have blown or the electric must have went out) shines it around....the house looks deserted, but something is laying on the floor and he can hear soft music playing.......he shuts the door, walks over to what is lying on the floor, picks it up and realizes it is a rose petal........he searchs the floor a bit more and notices a slight trail of petals......he starts to follow it and realizes it leads to the bathroom......as he draws closer to the bathroom he notices a glow coming from under the door and his ears pick up the now more volumous, exquisite music coming from behind the door.......smiling, he reachs for the door knob, opens the door slowly and reveals the room filled with candlellight, a soft burning glow that radiates a soft mauve coloring.....glancing around the room he spots the tub......filled with water and rose petals and as he peers to the side, he notices a few items sitting on the counter......something new he hasn't seen before......scented bath oils and soaps..... Wondering where "she" is he turns around and walks to the door and realizes that there is more light peering from under the bedroom door......his heart flutters a bit as he walks towards the bedroom, thinking to him self 'wow, what has she gone and done now, that woman of mine.....' his breath catches in his throat as he slowly opens the door.....as the door swings open, he notices her lying in a most provacative manner on the bed, a soft, lacy black and red negligee, hair done in a very elegant manner, make-up done flawlessly and a bottle of champagne between her thighs.....a huge smile graces her face as she catches his eyes and she says...."Hi honey.....glad you finally made it home.....please, come join me for a glass of the bubbly and a full-body massage, you deserve to be treated like a KING, and tonight, it's ALL ABOUT YOU baby!!!"....she giggles as she reaches for the champagne......but before she grabs the bottle, in a musky, enticed and completely aroused voice, he says.....oh no, please, let me..........

ONE FOR THE GUYS!!!!!

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, THE guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's What we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them Makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we Know you will bring it up again later. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer You don't want to hear! 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping!

Signs of a Soulmate

How will you know you have met your soul mate? Here are some of the indications given by others who have had the experience... Chances are you've met through a set of unusual circumstances that were totally unplanned and unexpected. There is a powerful, instantaneous feeling that you have known the other before. You felt an immediate and deep connection for one another. There is an electrifying feeling between the two of you that words cannot describe. The relationship is immediate, as though no time had been lost since you were last together. It feels as though you had never really lived before the reunion occurred. You feel a deep sense of sacredness and unity with God that you've have never known before. It brings on feelings you never thought possible. The two of you are inseparable. When you look into each other's eyes, time and space have no meaning. There are no barriers between the two of you. The relationship is a totally open one. Your conversations seem to go on forever. The two of you have a strong urge to serve humanity in a deep and meaningful way. You give to the other and never think of receiving in return. There is a special sacredness to your relationship that transcends anything you've ever experienced before. You still have karma with your twin from previous lives, but the two of you resolve it all with total forgiveness and unconditional love. Neither one of you are dependent on the other for your sense of self. There is a strong sense of unlimited ness eternity to your feelings. Your feelings for each other are very spiritual. There are no restrictions within the relationship. All is freedom without the need for ownership or control. The two of you know without doubt that you have been brought together for a reason. You do not compete with one another nor do you pretend to be other than who you are. In spite of your sameness, there is no doubt you feel a sense of completion through the other. Trust, patience and acceptance of each other's weaknesses happen automatically. There is a great sense of purpose and meaning to the relationship. Your sexuality with one another is a sacred act that celebrates the unconditional love you have for one another. The two of you become more and more one, without losing your individual identities. When you look into the other's eyes, you see yourself. You experience a sense of completeness that is without comparison. The degree of intimacy and friendship the two of you develop is without parallel. You recognize that the two of you are God mates. There is no doubt that some of the symptoms described above are common to ALL soul mate relationships. What really sets the depth of the union apart from all the rest is the profound degree of completeness experienced and the overwhelming sense of spirituality unique to these partnerships. Two other powerful symptoms of spiritually mature souls is their powerful connection to God and their desire to serve humanity in some meaningful way. There is also a very sacred sense of intimacy and feeling of divinely inspired wholeness that one finds within a deep soul mate relationship. It is not by accident nor is it without purpose. Rather, it is a magnificent and loving part of our Creator's plan for us. There is no doubt that the intensity behind the soul mate union is more than enough to jump start the journey that will lead us back to our Source, which will happen someday.

Love as a power source!

Ok, just to get an idea where I want to go, I asked myself, what is LOVE to me?? Is it a feeling, a mask, a tool, an energy or what?? For many years I have tried to define that word! Today isn't any different in that aspect! Throughout my life I have witnessed LOVE being many things!! I have given witness to it being a way to save a family member, a way of letting someone know how special they are, a way of describing a relationship, a way of leading others towards a path of enlightenement, and many other things!! So, if LOVE can be so many things, how would you describe it? As a tool, Love can be used to teach someone what is believed to be right and wrong, as a feeling it can be used to define a level in a relationship, as a mask it can be used to hide hurtful feelings to protect another from any harsh words, as an energy it can be used to make the physical body much stronger than one would anticipate! Knowing these things I recently came to the conclusion that LOVE is a "source" to be tapped in order to give power to whatever task you are performing at the time! When LOVE is a main factor in "casting" (for lack of better terminology) it can give much potency to the action! When performing a ritual, LOVE can actually increase the power that is put forth providing that you have absolute LOVE for the actual object! Yes, I know, there are those who will think I am crazy and will actually say..........."love is just an expression, not to be taken as an energy or power"..............to those who want to make this claim, I challenge you this.........Next time you want to "CAST" for the benfit of another or yourself, muster all the love you can possibly fathom, and then recite your words, place all that emotion into your workings and then wait for the results, tell me then if it didn't increase the level of power!!!! To me, LOVE is one of the most majickal things in the universe, it can accomplish many things, it can even give someone strength......it is the main ingredient in what makes life worth living!!! BLESSED BE and much LOVE and HARMONY to you all!!!
WOW, today was a kick azz day! A great friend of mine was trying to level up to fuberlord, she had 31,000 points to go, so me, being the kind~hearted friend I am, engage a few of my friends to help me out!!! OMG such a GREAT response from my friends!!! If I had a trophy for each one of you, I would definately inscribe it with these words...... "The GREATEST FRIENDS a girl could EVER have!!!" You guys rocked! SPECIAL thanks to BIGDADDYANAYA and POOH'S BABY.....you two hung in with me till the end!!! I will always remember that!!! Thanks for a terrific day! Hit me up whenever one of you needs help leveling!! I love yas!!!!

How To Use a Pendulum

<>INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE YOUR PENDULUM By Karen Ryan, www.crystaltiger.com Hold the pendulum between your thumb and index finger with your elbow slightly bent at your side. Use the hand that feels most comfortable for you. Relax! It is important to let the natural vibrations of your own body move through your hand to the pendulum. The pendulum works like muscle-testing or kinesiology: your sub-conscious knows what you need to know. The pendulum will show you the answer by picking up and amplifying the subtle vibrations from your sub-conscious, causing the pendulum to swing! You can ask any question to get a YES or NO answer. HOW TO INTERPRET YES/NO For many people, when the pendulum swings left and right this can be interpreted as a "NO". If the pendulum swings to and fro, then this can be interpreted as a "YES". If your pendulum swings elliptically, clock-wise, counter-clockwise, or in some other gyration or even stays rigidly still, you must interpret this as best you can. Here's a hint: Ask your pendulum something that is true: "IS MY NAME .................. ? (insert your real name) Note what the response is. This will give you a "YES". Now ask your pendulum something that you know is not true: "IS MY NAME BARNEY?" Note what the response is. This will give you a "NO". SOME IMPORTANT TIPS The pendulum can provide a good second opinion. It uses your own energy and as such should not be touched by others who may impart their vibrations into the pendulum and thereby reduce its reliability. Keep the pendulum with you as much as possible during the first 3 weeks to have it absorb your own energies. Ask the pendulum simple questions that will help build your trust in the answers. Asking questions that you all ready know the answers to will end up in your own frustration. The pendulum will learn to resonate with you, within your own energy field. Cleanse your pendulum in salt water (1 tsp. salt in 8 oz. water) overnight after your purchase and then once a month thereafter. Some people get better results holding the pendulum about 1" above the open palm of their opposite hand. This "opens" your energy circuits and creates a bio-feedback loop and the energy will flow more freely. If your pendulum doesn't move very well for you, try opening and closing your hands a few times to activate the hand energy centres (The Hand Chakras). Also empty your mind of doubts and preconceptions about the outcome of your question. It is important to have a clear mind so the answer doesn't get all muddled up by your own thoughts. "Clear" the energy from pendulum after each question by simply lowering the tip for a moment to your hand or other surface. This signals that your question has been answered and you are ready for the next question. Use this technique frequently, especially if your answers seem confusing. SUGGESTED USES FOR YOUR PENDULUM: Your pendulum will answer any question with either a "yes" or "no", so it is important to structure your question properly. Example: "Will I get a new job?", is a good question. The answer can be either "yes", or "no". An example of a poor question is: "Should I stay at this job or leave ?". This question does not give the choice for the answer to be either yes or no. Ask either: "Should I stay at this job?", or "Should I leave this job?" to get a clear answer. You can hold your pendulum over any object to determine a range of answers. For example, hold the pendulum over food to determine if it is suitable for you (or others) to eat. Pick out the best tasting apple at the grocers next time by holding your pendulum over each apple until you get a "yes". Don't mind other people staring at you, they'll just have to get used to so many people using pendulums in public! When you have a number of choices to select from, use a list or a chart. Draw a circle or a semi-circle with a radius of about 4" - 6". Mark the choices off as degrees on the circle. Hold the pendulum in the center and the swing of the pendulum will line-up with the appropriate marked off selection. This technique can be used to select vitamin supplements, herbal teas, colours in the aura, healing stones to wear... If you need to determine a date to do something, use your pendulum over a calendar. Hold the pendulum over each date of the month, waiting until the pendulum registers an answer. As you become proficient with the pendulum, your answers will become almost instant.* *REMEMBER: Rely on your own best judgement and seek the best possible professional advice. The pendulum is for entertainment purposes only.

Psychic Protection

Meditation is one of the greatest keys to psychic defense. Regular meditation practice leaves you clear, centered, and in a mental place where you can respond to potential threats, rather than unconsciously react to them. It doesn’t matter the style or tradition of meditation. Regular practice is the key. You will not get the long term psychic protection benefits of meditation by doing it only once every few weeks. It must be like exercise, done regularly. I suggest at least three times a week. If you can do it daily, so much the better. Better mental focus can be gained by meditation.The type of meditation that I am refering to is an emptying of the mind to think of nothing. You should sit in a comfortable chair or on the sofa in a quiet relaxed environment, no music. Music is not necesary and can interfere sometimes, especially when you are first learning to do this. Sit with feet flat on the floor hands and arms not crossing not indian style, nothing crossed, doing that "crosses" the energy flow, and you want your energy to flow smothly and cleanly. You will take several deep breaths in through your nostrils and out through your mouth, pushing/blowing the air out your mouth. The rythim of your breath should be: inhale in 2,3 taking 2 seconds or to the count of 3. A slow solid inhaed breath. You then hold the breath for the count of 3 seconds. Then you exhale slowly and solidly and completely taking 3 seconds to do it if you can. So all together that is: breathe in 2,3 / Hold 2,3 / and out 2,3. You can picture your stresses and problems as cartoons and blow them out of your mouth you keep doing repeating this breathing exercise until you feel "cleansed", or rid of these issues. Then picture, in your minds eye, a white light, the color of a fluorescent light bulb.This light is the light of God. Place it at the top of your head and let it flow down the sides of your body, the out line, per se, and then it should go all the way to your feet, closing/meeting under your feet. It is VERY IMPORTANT to close at the feet, as this is your protection. Then you take the same white light back up through the interior of your body. After practicing this several times you can get good at this, and you can go to the cellular level, but don't worry about that now the interior part is harder to do and will take more time but you can get very fast at this after you have practiced it more. Your ability gets better a lot faster and easier with daily practice. In the case of a spiritual attack you should definately do this every day and in some cases several times a day.

Chakras and Meditation

Chakras and Meditation Chakras are sources of energy in your body, each corresponding to a different physical region. However, the physical body is not all you're made of. In fact, many believe that there are layers of energy that make up your presence here on earth. Those layers are: Physical body ; This is the only body that can be viewed without clairvoyant abilities. It can be seen and felt. This is the densest of the seven bodies and is the one through which you most actively interact with the world. Emotional body ; This is the entity you use to both express and feel emotions, including the feeling of divine love. Mental body ; This body corresponds to the source of your thinking and reasoning. Abstract thinking, creativity, logical reasoning, and philosophy are housed here. Meditation is one of the greatest keys to psychic defense. Regular meditation practice leaves you clear, centered, and in a mental place where you can respond to potential threats, rather than unconsciously react to them. It doesn’t matter the style or tradition of meditation. Regular practice is the key. You will not get the long term psychic protection benefits of meditation by doing it only once every few weeks. It must be like exercise, done regularly. I suggest at least three times a week. If you can do it daily, so much the better. Better mental focus can be gained by meditation.The type of meditation that I am refering to is an emptying of the mind to think of nothing. You should sit in a quiet relaxed environment, no music, not necesary you sit with feet flat on the floor hands and arms not crossing not indian style, nothing crossed, it "crosses" the energy flow you will take several deep breaths in through your nostrils and out through your mouth, blowing the rythm is in 2,3 hold 2,3 out 2,3. You can picture your stresses and problems as cartoons and blow them out of your mouth you keep doing this until you feel "cleansed" , rid of these issues. Then picture a white light, the color of a fluorescent light bulb.It starts at the top of your head and flows down the sides of your body, the out line, per se, and goes all the way to your feet, closing/meeting at your feet. It is VERY IMPORTANT to close at the feet, as this is your protection. Then you take the same white light back up through the interior of your body. After you get good at this, you can go to the cellular level, but don't worry about that now the interior part is harder to do and will take more time but you can get very fast at this after you have practiced you can get better at it with daily practice. After you have achieved learning how to visualize the white light, you can then start a cute little visualization to open your chakras. This is not religious, or even based in a religion per se at all, anyone can do this without offending their religious beliefs. The order of the method is first you do the breathing, and then you do the light,then you do this: First picture a flower garden with a white picket fence around it and a gate go up to the gate, open it go into the garden The first thing you notice is some fine red roses, then you look next to them and you see orange marigolds, (If you do not know these flowers the colors will do fine or you can look them up, whichever you like the colors are the important part,they correspond with the chakras and the order of their colors.) Next you picture/see yellow dafodils, then you notice the cool green grass on your bare feet then you look up into the sky and see that it is a beautiful summer day, blue sky, then you look down at your new indigo blue jeans, you now look up and see some lovely violets at the base of a tree. You go around that tree and see some lilacs they smell very nice (if you don't know what lilacs smell like... you can sub lavender instead), you then notice a stream nearby. You see the stream and you go sit down and put your feet in it across the stream on the other side is a woods and you just sit and relax you can set a timer for 20 min, when you hear the timer go off you must reverse things. Then you get up and go around the tree, you see the lavennder, then the violets, then your new jeans, then the blue sky, then the green grass, then the sky, then the grass, then the yellow dafffodils, and the orange marigolds, and the red roses, you walk out of the gate and close it and you are finished. It is important that you do them all even now, as you are reading this, because even the mental images as we are chatting opened your chakras, and you must be sure to close them!! The smell of the flowers is not really important we just add that for more fun. This meditation exercise will help you to train, to focus and to clear you mind. While you are at the stream and are sitting there You can just try real hard to think of nothing, a black chalk board. This blankness can also be called "the space between thoughts". If you find yourself wandering mentally, or day dreaming then you make yourself stop and go back to nothing. There by training yourself to focus. This opening of yourself allows for higher spiritual comunication. You may feel you are being shown something by your guardian angel or God/whatever you believe, go with that and try to remember what info is shown to you. 20 min is as long as you should do it in a sitting. If you fall asleep, then that is what you needed anyway, accept that for what it is, much needed rest, but try to do it when you are not so tired, or get more sleep at night. Sometimes it helps to do this meditation with other ppl and sometimes it helps to light a candle I am not sure of why the candle helps , other than it seems to clear the air and allows something for you to focus your attention on. I usually don't use the candle, so you can choose for yourself which you prefer. You will progress as fast as you are willing to do the practice. You should also consider putting the white light on your room and it can be used anywhere on anything it will protect and cleanse. The intensity of your thought and the strength that you apply it can make a difference, intent is key here. A persons will, as they say.
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