> > Doctor in Dublin:
> >
> > A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
> >
> > "Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
> > I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
> >
> > "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
> >
> > The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: " So,Murphy, how was your day?"
> >
> > Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
> > "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
> >
> > "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
> >
> > "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
> > "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
> >
> > "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts
> > in so she does. Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including
> > her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
> > 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
> >
> > "Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
> >
> > "I put drops in her eyes!"
