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Joke of the Day
created @ 08/28/2010 03:44 pm
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. Whats wrong with you?

In a weak voice the little guy says, What EXACTLY did you say to me?

The big dude says, I saw your curious look and figured Id just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. Im 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.

The small guy says, Turner Brown!Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around!!
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