UI calk my fren Marfvin dis mornnig and hes our conversahashuin:
MarfubL: OH MEI GOONES ISH DISH BEN????
ME; No dsihses you o fren da dunk gue!!!!! youou shtuoopid!
MAARFIN: WOH NELLA !!!!! HIGH IYES I AM OMH MY GOONIES HAT ISZ UUUUP?
MEe: Dad shky stopid! You high righ na?
MARFVIFIN: LOH M A GOONES IM SO BAKE RIGT NOW! WAN A BY A TOR MALIN?
MeEa; NU!!!O!!! Inawana booze thoe!
MARVFIN: OHHHMY GONES I SDON HACFE ANYI! YAE YAH!
Me; shut Uop I go one Fubr righ now !!!! by!!!!
MARFIN!!: HIH SKI Y OKE BY!!!!!!!!!!
