Do you really want the answer to the Woodchuck question? Cause I know it. LOL O focurse I know it...I am a geek. The average amount of wood that a woodchuck can chuck is mid range 600 butt cords of wood. So roughly around 650 butt cords. What is a butt cord? A measurement of qood based on the butt scale. Measurements done of the"butt" end of a tree and converted into volume. You're sorry you asked now aren't you. LOL