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Before I start, I'd like to say something:

I am NOT sending friend requests to people (ladies mainly) JUST to get to your NSFW folders! If I wanted to do that, I'd just send a friend request first off- like those other, mindless lemming, fuBar males. I fan FIRST- then, down the line, if I feel I would like to kick it up a notch with you, THEN I'll send a Friend request along with a reason why. Whether or not you accept is up to you! I CAN take 'NO' for an answer! Thank you.

That being said, done, and out of the way- I'm taking the initiative, and saying 'hi' to a LOT of people here on fuBar! If I say 'hi' to you, it's because something about you has caught my attention, and I'm telling you it did. I'm just paying you a compliment. If I am too old, or seem too outlandish for you (Read on. You'll see- I'm different!), or if you truly can't identify what I've done as just paying you a compliment, forgive me. At the very least, have the common courtesy to acknowledge me before moving on. Is that too much to ask? I sincerely hope not. Also- if you pay ME a compliment, please allow me to, at least, thank YOU for it! Oh, and there's one last thing- I'm not here to 'collect' Friends. I believe in quality first- NOT quantity. Suffice it to say that the ONLY thing I expect, in quantity, IS quality! If I do wind up with alot of Friends here on Fubar, it's because each one brings something different and unique with them that I find appealing. That's just how I am. Before I continue, I have a few "policies" I'd like to lay down:

And there's even FOOD items like Otta Pops (Mmmm... blue raspberry is my FAV!) and WATERMELON! Wow!

Any of these will work FAR better with me. Yes, I do drink (socially), but I'm NOT about working the Buzz meter on here.

There- now that all that has been said, back to my 'About Me'.

My born name is John, but I use Jayson-Paul Agee as both my musical stage name and as my 'nom-de-plume' when I compose poetry. If you are on MySpace, please refer to my stash for my MySpace URLs, as I have BOTH a Personal Profile and a Musician's Profile there, as does my band, Savage Mistress. My bass rig (whose URL is also in 'My Stash') is all-pro, and I proudly use equipment from the following companies:

On a more serious note, I was the victim in a car crash on June 7^th of 2000 and my spine was broken at L1 (lumbar region, 1^st vertebrae). It took 2 operations to get everything right again, but I'm finally done. I was 6'1" pre-op, and am now 5'10" post-op after having what is known as a spinal fusion. I'm 100% recovered now and ready to resume living my life.

I'm also a child advocate AND decidely PRO CHOICE! I've always been, but I knew I was right in my belief when my ex-wife nearly DIED bringing our only son into this world, and I respect the heck out of her for being so brave. So much so, that I had a vasectomy three weeks after his birth.

I've always believed that our children must be protected- at all costs. If you believe as I do, click on the banner below to locate registered sex offenders that may be living near your home, or children's schools. This is a NATIONAL listing! Knowledge IS power!:

Now that all the serious stuff is done, back to the fun stuff!

I like to breathe fire (when my back lets me), spit blood (when I get the chance), wiggle my tongue (yet again, when I get the chance), and stalk the stage (when I find myself playing in a band). I have the same rose Paul Stanley has tattooed on his right upper arm tattooed on my right upper arm, and I have two piercings- in my left ear's lower lobe. Sorry- nothing outlandish.

I'm a Dean's List (final GPA- 3.85) graduate of The Berdan Institute's Pharmacy Technician program. I'm also a bassist who LOVES KISS! I'm also a single dad whose 16 year-old son is, in my humble opinion, the best thing since sliced bread! I also LOVE candlelight and strawberries (YOU can take it from there!) I really enjoy a good game of billiards, too. Oh, and CHESS, too! Can't forget chess! On ladies- I LOVE the smell of 'Tommy Girl' perfume! That scent drives me absolutely CRAZY! I could get totally LOST in BOTH that scent AND the woman wearing it! Also, I LOVE the look of '80s B-I-G hair, large silver hoop earrings, John Lennon-style sunglasses and high heels! I've never had alot of friends in my life, and I'm here to see if I can change that. Lastly (and this is VERY important to me), if your introductory message to me sounds anything like, "I have a link to my webcam on my profile"- save your fingers. DON'T EVEN THINK OF CONTACTING ME! I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, NOR DO I WANT TO KNOW YOU! Your profile WILL be flagged and you WILL be reported as a spammer! The same thing goes for anybody asking me if I will sell them a piece (or pieces) of my bass rig! If you're already a Friend of mine, and you DO ask me, you'll be dropped like a bad habit, AND then reported as a Spammer! I will NOT add you if your Profile is set to 'Private', either. You're obviously hiding something and I won't play your stupid game.