So... over the last few days there have been several 'supposed' sightings of a large great white shark just off the South coast of England near to tourist resorts.
The local Mayor has said something along the lines of "It's probably a basking shark because that's what my four year old son told me."
A representative of the tourist board has said "There are no great white sharks in English waters and it is perfectly safe to go in the sea."
Does any of this sound familiar to anyone?
I wonder what Chief Brody would have to say.