Over 16,531,460 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 5,448,863

Stats for Apr 29

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0

Cinco de Mayo Stats: Given

Cat Bloody Maria Cervesita Half Peso
0 0 0 0 0
10
81
Completed Points
48 Year Old · Male · From Kent, WA · Invited by: Tenacious Steve... · Joined on February 20, 2007 · Born on February 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
17
48 Year Old · Male · From Kent, WA · Invited by: Tenacious Steve... · Joined on February 20, 2007 · Born on February 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
17

I am the Storm.

procrastinationgammaweb7ym.jpg

worldoflieswebfa9.jpg





fof7oz.jpg




AcntDragon.JPG
Click Here for my old, mean Dragon Rant.



New favorite dragons!

ancientdragon4ar.jpg

ashdragon0pd.jpg

silverdragon8dx.jpg

aphril4fe.jpg

dragonangeleg9.jpg


Some of my old favorite dragon pictures...


dragonmaster7up.jpg

reddragondev2zn.jpg

dragonn10fo.jpg



(This one is one of mine.)

dragonstaraa64testprotomyspace.jpg





(This is my favorite Chaos Dragon.)

chaosdragon2kg.jpg
And here... Dragons at war...

v5wufm.jpg

48 Year Old · Male · From Kent, WA · Invited by: Tenacious Steve... · Joined on February 20, 2007 · Born on February 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
dlf61091xj4.jpg

bannermapmicroweb1xn.jpg

Storms. The Great Fireball in the Sky. Clouds, but not rain. Revenge, not Revolution. Artwork, but not art. Ladies and Lords. Animals, cybernetics, and plants.

Nature in it's final glorious days, as our kind transforms this land into a huge roiling mass of steel and silicon. Fables and Legends. The Mystery of Life we define as "sex". DNA and RNA. Skynet and Miles Bennett Dyson. The Evermind.

Violence as a force for change. Blood, sweat, and tears. People who take a stand for what they believe in. Intelligence. Lore and learning. The One Power, the True Source, and Moridin.


I am a 3D artist.
This is both my limited profession and my intense lust for life! I make, model, shape, carve, and mold 3D objects, and then prepare, composite, materialize, and light them in ridiculous Three-Dimensional scenes. I am available both for hire and for mockery.






My Gallery at DeviantArt

(Click the Pic)

Shadow's Wall



I read the Wheel of Time, mostly :

wotcoverprojectwebog8.jpg
Click the books to learn more...



wheelsnake6ou.jpg



In between Wheel readings, I read Raymond Feist's Riftwar and Serpentwar books, he is the dragon master. I read Stephen Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, and his Gap Cycle. I read David Gemmell, and Janny Wurts. I have read every Isaac Asimov book I could find. Orson Scott Card, Vonda McEntyre, Clive Barker, Roger Zelazny, Robert Heinlein, Octavia Butler, Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman, Terry Brooks, CS Friedman... to name a few more!

I read all the time. If I'm alone when I'm going to sleep, I read. One day, I will write.




wheelspear5xt.jpg
drgnfang2nh.gif
heronpalm6tg.jpg


Perhaps you've heard of "dragons" before? Maybe you think you might know something about them? Well if you haven't read Feist, don't even start with that shit. He is the master and has re-discovered the ancient lore, and has shown us the face of the Enemy...


bookcollageprojectwebfo4.jpg


And the latest, greatest High Fantasy epic, written by George R. R. Martin...

A Song of Ice and Fire




gameofthronescover4pv.jpg
large9lw.jpg
n230122cj.jpg
martinfeasthc2vy.jpg

melisandre1wn.jpg


(Melisandre, the Red Lady)

ellaria9oo.jpg

(Ellaria Sand, bastard lover of Oberyn the Red Viper of Dorne)

cerseijaime8lz.jpg
(The twins Cersei and Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer)

sansan5js.jpg
(Sansa Stark and The Hound, fleeing King's Landing)

gregorclegan0av.jpg
(Ser Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that Rides)

deathonthetrident2xm.jpg
(Robert defeating Prince Rhaegar on the Trident Rivers)

attaccobarriera2gv.jpg
(Jon Snow defending the Wall)



And beware the Others. Winter is Coming.

other2ou.jpg



Dragon Story of the Month?




storyimage4cn.jpg


Every wonder where all the dragons went?

Why, they live in Canada of course- here's proof!

Music


"I celebrate a wide variety of emotions, all the way from anger to pure rage." - Dennis Leary.

I listen to Slayer, Mudvayne, Sepultura, Pantera, Deicide, Tool, SOAD, At the Gates,NWA, and my brother's awesome new band Shadowclad. There is power in music, waiting to tapped...



musiccollagebp9.jpg



Fucking UNEARTH.


unearthtos3hi.jpg



Unearth just released a new album, which totally rocks. It's fucking amazing, check 'em out.

unearthsskv7.jpg
(Click to go to their homepage...)




bluedragon5ac.jpg
(dragons rule)
Video Games
Oblivion_title02.jpg

Activity Feed

  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon

    I love you, you hot little Love Monkey!


    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon

    I love you so much, Jared!


    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Soul CollectorJared the Dragon
    A fairy who believes in dragons....how gay!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon
    Hot little monkey!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon
    A Dragon for my Dragon...

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon
    You spicy little meatball!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • WendyJared the Dragon
    thanks for your comment....

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    Go look in the mirror, dude.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?You wrote to me:look in town bitch boi u need to grow the fuck learn what dragons r realy made of and why the did roam the earth i dont think u know how to keep up on life and not be the number onefubar loser i dont think u would come around here talking ur in town mouth full of shit !!! cause u go down like a dead dog !!! so learn ur typo's young bitch boi ur about skinie as a piece of paper keep ur foot outta ur mouth maybe u'll gain some wiegh ...and me being a fag thank u i am a female ass grabber and i love every sec of it and so dont the women ur looks would scare my dog away if i had a big ass magnet u would be the first to stick to it so grow the fuck up and learn what u have to say to pple one day u will meet some one u wouldnt want to meet upon!!!!!!Have a rough time with Third Grade, you brainless mutant? Can't find your shift key, or form a complete sentence? I'm impressed though, you DID manage to spell the word"a" properly. And"dog". Good work, assgape.Yeah, you're pretty badass. Here's your Halloween costume, cocktard:

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    Hah haaa, Fatty Ding Dongs!"Ignore this looser". I am a looser, of pain. I loose the ego-crushing text-based aggression upon my inferiors, and then they come back (at my request, no less, it's not like I can't just turn comments from non-friends off) and STILL suck ass! At least you were funny this time, although strikingly unoriginal, as always. What's funny is that you're so amped up and pissed off at me for talking shit, then you say"get a life", like you're not doing the exact same thing! Only, in a much weaker and pathetic way.See, being a dick is all about pissing people off, while you remain unaffected. This is me being unaffected by the opinions of self-conscious, egomaniacal fat fucks.Now back to how much I rule. Thanks for playing, better luck next time."Looser."

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Jared the Dragon
    so i read a comment you left on my pic a while ago, and yeah im not skinny and im okay with it, i thank you for your jealousy that im comfortable with myself! :Di am who i am, your approval isnt needed sweetheart

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Chronic SpoonieJared the Dragon
    Meaning of altruist (noun)form: altruistsphilanthropist; person who is very unselfishal·tru·ist /ˈæltruɪst/ –noun a person unselfishly concerned for or devoted to the welfare of others (opposed to egoist). Yeah... you want to try that again dragon boy? I thought you were smart. But all you can tell people is how fat they are and how they look like dudes.. You are a sad pathetic little wannabe. And now I leave you to your dark little empty soul. What else are you going to do now that you don't have me to pick on? Are you going to find someone else and try to make them feel as bad as you do? GET A LIFE!To anyone else reading these.. IGNORE THIS LOOSER, then he will have absolutley nothing else better to do and leave us alone.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Chronic SpoonieJared the Dragon
    No I don't care, I'm simply waiting for the almighty dragon boy to use his powers and hurt me, to use his intellect and come up with something original. But alas, he has failed, just like everything else you try, you simply fail. Trying to leave a comment on my profile, then adding the same comment on your own profile only proves how derivative you truly are.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    You don't care? Then why do you keep responding? Your mask of apathy is a farce, just like the whole"healthy" thing. You're disgusting. But like I said, you can have sex with my friends. I've decided you're worth SOMETHING!See, I'm an altruist. I'm just here to help.Oh yes, and...You get a banana! Enjoy.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Chronic SpoonieJared the Dragon
    Oh did I hit a nerve? What ever I said sure did get you worked up.. How are you defeating my ego with all your childish 'fatty'jokes? I'll say this again for your tiny dragon brain to understand... Everything you say, I have heard before.. nothing you have said is anything new.. so therefor you haven't even begun to touch my ego. Yes I am BIG, yes I have some fat, but I am healthy and I am beautiful. You think what you want to think about me, I could care less about your games. go play with your dragon toys and get your head out of your ass to see the real world once in a while.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    I'm boring you now? You're not bored because of anything having to do with me crushing your ego online, making you look like a dumbshit, or being textually defeated, silly. You're bored because you're boring. Try reading more books, visiting with your few remaining friends, or maybe some travel? There are many ways to become unboring! Exercise might be a good place to start, too.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Chronic SpoonieJared the Dragon
    well, I just figured that since all you can come up with are grade school insults, I would try an old one on you. As far as hate? That is too strong a word and feeling to waste on you. And I would rather be a Big Beautiful Woman than a stick and bones woman any day. At any rate, you are boring me now.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Jared the Dragon
    Ahh, we revert to the 80's-based insults, I see. Well, I for one am highly offended. I can't believe you think I'm, uh... dead? Or something? It's really painful, knowing that you're fat and hideous, and knowing that you despise me. I am mortally AND morally wounded by the loss of your love, Fatty Ding Dongs. Now, here's your cake:

    16 years ago · Reply
This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.49 seconds on machine '193'.