True Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our good friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4
Naughty Trainnnnnnnn!!!!!!Roses r red, nuts r brown,skirts r up, pants r down,body 2 body, skin 2 skin,motor's runnin,lets begin.Send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that meanssomeone wants toGET NAUGHTY WITH YOU.If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend.if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur friend and in 5 mins ur¢¾ true love ¢¾will call or im you.da naughty train -if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur well you knowuse your imagination......send this and see!!!!!! xXxXx
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thanks for your friend request Jamie..have a great day xox
