15400's blog: "It's all about real Men!!!"

Sign up for winter classes WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, May 12 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 ! Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. ! Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? ! Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Real MEN!!!!! and it's so damn TRUE!!! 1.) A REAL MAN, respects his mother and family first 2.) A REAL MAN, raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN, supports his woman to develop herself so she doesn't have to go the route of ..13 below. Young ladies, please learn to chase paper in the form of diplomas and degrees, not just being a paper chaser (dollar bills) 4.) A REAL MAN, doesn't worry about what others depicts as a real man, walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. (see ..15 below) 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't kiss & tell. 6.) A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails. 7.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS!!!!..!!!!..!!!!!!!! 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you, & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN doesn't care if you gave it up on the first, second, or third night. 12.) A REAL MAN comes over, just to watch a movie . 13.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 14.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you what's real. 15.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.... 16.) A REAL MAN knows how to put your ass to sleep 17.) A REAL MAN don't ask questions when u say u need somthing... him, sex, or money 18.) A REAL MAN let's hoes know he gotta wifey 19.) A REAL MAN don't play games!!!!!!!!!!! 20.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go hang with friends if he hasnt seen his girl in a week and then call her at 4 in the morning because he need some luv. 21.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny u 22.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex 23.) A REAL MAN wont look at another girl