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| | Is This The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women ? |
| created @ 08/9/2007 02:00 pm |
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The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women
The Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women
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And ofcourse the reliable stand bys of what we think we know.
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so...manly = You need a shave -- and a shower.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Sex, sex, sex -- is that all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me and get it over with.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead!]
Now after all that do you agree or disagree?
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