StormieBlueRose's blog: "Kids are Quick"

> > Is sex work?
> > A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his
> > staff.
> > While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel
> > decided to pose a question to all assembled.
> > He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
> > he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
> > He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
> > of it was "pleasure?"
> > A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
> > A Captain said it was 50-50%.
> > A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
> > his state of inebriation at the time.
> > There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
> > charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
> > Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be
> > 100% pleasure."
> > The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
> > "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
> > doing it for them."
> > The room fell silent.
> > God Bless the
> > enlisted man.