Over 16,536,396 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I love the internet, it's got so many things on it. Things that make you laugh (Mostly on Youtube... although the TV Tropes website absorbs far too much of my time on the net), things that make you cry (Again, mostly on Youtube... the shit people do to themselves and then make public that I wouldn't confess to a Catholic Priest) and things that make you go... Wait... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
I'm still trying to figure out if it's the beard or the glasses... maybe the chest hair and tinkering with cars... I don't know... what I do know is that you'd think, as a guy, my e-mail spam would be of a specific type... and it totally is, just not what you'd think.
It never ceases to amaze me just how often I get spam in my e-mail that has to do with bigger tits. "ENLARGE YOUR BREASTS" and the like. I don't have breasts, and I keep myself active enough that across my chest I do not have mounds of fat big enough to be classified as breasts, boobs, tits, gazongas, torpedoes, tatas, or whatever other less than PC method of classification you prefer. And I have no intention of EVER being in that condition.
Although, maybe I'm looking at it wrong. Maybe I need to look at it from a different angle... like the fact that I have never gotten any spam telling me that I need a bigger dick... Maybe I should be proud...
Yeah, I think that's how I'll look at it from now on ;-)
