Sunday' I woke up to the Sun Kissing My cheeks with warmth And my big mouth Prima Lisa scraming my name, JOSSSSS oh Josssy..I covered My head with my pillow as my legs kicked in protest.But she wasent giving up,JOSSSS WAKE UP " Damn girl i screamed while i marched toward the door ,Girl it's sunday why in the hell are you outside screaming my name ! what you think your destiny's child or something? Girl please she said while smacking her lip's and waving her hand , you know i look better then those girl's, we busted out in laughter . So whats up we going or not ? going where Lee ? Girl Did you fall and bump your pretty damn head church...! Oh Shit ! I totally Forgot about church ! Oh thats cool with me ,We can forget about church. Lee No ! Were going. Hey you said it. Anyways we havent been in like 3 month's. Oh yeah Ti Ti Lydia told me there was a new family With a georgeous Son who just started attending , I peeked around the corner looking at lisa shaking my head at her ,your to much. What? she said, Hey aint nothing wrong with being informed ! yeah and your well informed lee.Hurry up Jos you take to damn long you act like were going to a fashion show or something, Girl you know i gotta look good for my god. Jos please the man put you in this world booty but naked so im asuming it's ok to show up to church sporting Eve and he be just fine with that ! Lee if you show up to church bareling your goodies i wouldent be one bit suprised..whateva she mumbeled following with a smack of her lips and rolling of her eye's...ok im ready. all that time up in that bathroom and you come out all nappy headed.shut up lee My hair is not nappy.umm humm she decleared while stating i looked like i stuck my finger in a light socket..for real lee do i look bad ? Naw girl i just like mesing with you, let's go nappy roots. Girl ! i blurted out while pinching her arm.we laughed . During the ride to church Lee Came up with every thing she could think of why god would understand if we ditched church and go pamper ourself's. Lee I dont understand you. you show up at my House waking me up for church then complain to me that you do not want to go, now dose that make sense to you ? Hell yeah it dose ! Jos i know your ass you would of woke up 10 minutes before services threw on anything and raced to pick me up. then we would been the last people walking..And all eye'z would of been on us . I'M saving myself the embarressment . See that's your problem Lees your always worry bout what people got to say about you ! Oh spare me your Speech Jos.... Yippe where here ! Lee boosted in scarcasim, as i pulled into the parking lot. at least were not late , No! but were early,i couldent help but laugh Lee there is just no pleasing you! while we were headed into the church we were stopped by every elder who felt the need to welcome us back with big hug's . Lee leaned in and whispered man Jos why do hispanic's feel the need to be so damn hugy feely? I quickly cut her off i knew were that was going . Lee your are hispanic you know ! yeah I know and I'm proud of it..ok whateva lee. As soon as i walked into the church i was over whelemed with guilt, Look Jos Ti Ti lydia is over there, im gonna go to the bathroom flag me down when she's done yelling at you for us not attending church for the past 3 month's. Lee i ain ! damn her she done dip set on me , and Ti Ti Lydia done spotted me,and begun to wave me over. Joslyn oh sweety why have you and lisa not been attending church ? as she asked Ti Ti I'm a busy women !and as she was about to start her long tantalizing speech that makes you wish you were death , someone or something cought her eye. Sweetheart come with me i want to interduce you to the Bermudez Family, Ti Ti I really dont. And before i could finish my sentence she grabbed my arm and dragged me up the isle , Hello Glady I want to interduce you to my niece Joslyn . I shyly Said Hello and as i lifted my head and I was shocked to see Anthony Standing there with Bermudez Family...My tia lydia went on to interdue the rest of the family, i wanted to scream get to Anthony AWW..and after what seemes a forever she finally reached anthony ,And this young gentelman's name is Angel ! Anthony mam she said apologetically. I looked up at him and he smiled and said yes i Believe we have meet . Is that so his mother said while shaking my hand , well joslyn it's a pleasure finally meeting the face to the name ! i looked puzzeled , im sorry mam what do you mean? ohh it's no seceret your tia speaks of you often and higly, oh ok yes she raised me mam, i stated .and a fine job she did..well we better go find Lisa she tia lydia said excusing us , but i so badly just wanted to talk to Anthony.But Tia lydia wasent having it. were is your Silly cousin she babeled while surveying the church . She said something about a bathroom , JOSSS i head yell from across the church, ti ti lydia swong around spotting her and making a mad dash for lee, once agian i felt like a child me in the grips of tia lydia as she dragged me along her endless chase after lisa..which i think she enjoyed.but this time we dident have to chase her cuz as we were in mid stride toward her she was in a pace eager to get ot us as well, wow god does work mireceles i joked about lee not running when ti ti dashed me a look of disbelief .and said dont make fun of a man in his own home. JOS ! lee blurted out, excuse me missy lydia began to say but was quickly cut off by lisa stating this is more important then the dang bible, even i thought that was a raunchy thing to say.what lisa Look at that fine piece of work ! dibb's she blerted out before Ti ti lydia hushed her and gave her the run down of how a lady should act !
