I'm not really sure who wrote this, but it is so true about Indiana.
It's winter in Indiana
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below
Oh, how I love Indiana
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess Ill hang around
I could never leave Indiana
Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
