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| | Indian/Duck story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| created @ 11/13/2007 10:58 am |
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Duck Story
A Comanche guy went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his F-150 and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a racist game warden who didn't like Indians.
The game warden ordered to the Indian to show his hunting license, and the Indian pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"
The Indian reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas.
You got a Arkansas license?" The Indian reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt,and said "This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from Texas. You got a Texas huntin' license?"
Again the Indian reached into his wallet and brought out a Texas hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Indian "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Comanche guy turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said
"You tell me, you're the expert." |
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