AIGHT, SO I'M OBSESSED WITH CARAMEL DELIGHTS FROM THE GIRL SCOUTS. HAVE BEEN SINCE I WAS LIKE 4. I GET MY BOXES TODAY THOUGH, AND THEY FUCKING CHANGED THEM!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! THEY FUCKING MADE THEM SMALLER, SOFTER AND THE COLOR IS ALL WRONG. THE TASTE IS VAGUELY LIKE THE OLD CARAMEL DELIGHTS I GREW TO KNOW AND LOVE!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE WHORES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCK WITH MY COOKIES!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOULD YOU FUCK WITH THE THIN MINTS?? OF COURSE NOT, THE PEANUT BUTTER SPECIALS, HELL NO. MY COOKIES HAVE TO BE BUTCHERED THOUGH, FUCKING LITTLE BITCHES!!!!!! ARRGH!!! AIGHT, I'M DONE. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND PISSED!!!
